I don’t eat at Hardees that much.  It’s not that the food is bad, but I try to avoid eating out whenever I can for various reasons.   Anyway, Elis happened to see that they had turkey burgers now in conjunction with Men’s Health magazine (I guess only men are interested in turkey burgers), in an apparent stab at being healthier.  After looking at the menu I decided to go with a BBQ Chicken sandwich. While one of the new burgers looked promising, I didn’t want to have to tell them to leave off the ranch dressing for fear that they would leave it on despite my request.

I don’t know what it is with this trend of putting ranch dressing on everything.  It’s for salads, people, and maybe chicken strips.   That said, I didn’t trust them to leave it off so I ordered something else this time that could be made standard.  My thinking was they were less likely to screw up.  Lo’ and behold, however, rather than make my sandwich wrong, they just made another sandwich entirely.

My inner child wanted badly to throw it at the wall and listen to it hit with a satisfying splat sound, but I restrained myself.  This is a crisis, I tell you.  This is what our governing bodies should be focused on.  Who cares about balanced budgets when Hardees can’t even make your damn sandwich right.  I wonder if our lawmakers used to work at Hardees?